brad pitt has stupid hair
once i walked in on my grandmother naked

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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profoak:

me before hearing this Flawless remix

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me now:

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How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater